YouTube Poetry is the Best Poetry

William Wordsworth, William Shakespeare, Lord Byron, The Ramayana. What do all of these great poets and works have in common?

Brilliance, you say? Innovation, you ask?

No, my friends. All of these works are now obsolete, for we now have YouTube Poetry.

ELECTION SPECIAL - "La Pequeña Hillary Hulk"

That's "The Small Hillary Hulk" for those of you who are uninitiated with the Spanish language and can't understand the title. Unfortunately, I can't help you understand any more of the video than that.

Is this Real?

Please tell me this is real.

Sir Prancelot Theme Tune

In the 1970s, a British children's television show had the best theme music out of any series ever. Yeah, even better than Countdown and Time Team. It was played on a fucking sitar for fuck's sake. Fuck.

Japan is Very Good at Selling Cigarette Lighters

You'll be singing "Jii!" all day after you watch this. Seriously, it's fucking addictive. Just like tobacco is. I don't even smoke and I want to buy one of these now. Maybe I should take up smoking so my friends think I'm cool? They don't think I'm cool for writing a blog about YouTube videos.

Great for IT guys and part time Arsonists.

Arabic Accident

I can't speak Arabic so I can't tell you exactly what is going on in this video. I think that whatever happened wasn't supposed to...

But I'll leave that for you to decide.

 

Angry Man With No Arms Destroys Hotel Lobby

What more do I need to say?