YouTube Poetry is the Best Poetry

William Wordsworth, William Shakespeare, Lord Byron, The Ramayana. What do all of these great poets and works have in common?

Brilliance, you say? Innovation, you ask?

No, my friends. All of these works are now obsolete, for we now have YouTube Poetry.

ELECTION SPECIAL - "La Pequeña Hillary Hulk"

That's "The Small Hillary Hulk" for those of you who are uninitiated with the Spanish language and can't understand the title. Unfortunately, I can't help you understand any more of the video than that.

Is this Real?

Please tell me this is real.

Sir Prancelot Theme Tune

In the 1970s, a British children's television show had the best theme music out of any series ever. Yeah, even better than Countdown and Time Team. It was played on a fucking sitar for fuck's sake. Fuck.

Japan is Very Good at Selling Cigarette Lighters

You'll be singing "Jii!" all day after you watch this. Seriously, it's fucking addictive. Just like tobacco is. I don't even smoke and I want to buy one of these now. Maybe I should take up smoking so my friends think I'm cool? They don't think I'm cool for writing a blog about YouTube videos.

Great for IT guys and part time Arsonists.

Arabic Accident

I can't speak Arabic so I can't tell you exactly what is going on in this video. I think that whatever happened wasn't supposed to...

But I'll leave that for you to decide.

 

Angry Man With No Arms Destroys Hotel Lobby

What more do I need to say?

"Small, Angry Man Yells at Trumpet Player"

Oh, why do we like music so much? Why has evolution given us an instinctive pleasure that we experience when hearing a sequence of notes in succession? How does it all make any sense?

Well, for some, it doesn't. For this man, music is a way for the universe to disturb his day.

This man is a Weird YouTube Legend.

Indian Singing Potatoes

If you were lucky, you had a relatively pleasant upbringing. Maybe you lived in suburban England growing up. Perhaps you had a dog called Archie and your Father drove a Land Rover around the muddy roads of the Home Counties with you and your sister Cressida.

On the other hand, you could have grown up in a Hindi speaking family in the early 21st Century, and have been subjected to animated nursery rhymes like this one:

Yeast Success Story

Woman claims to have been helped from a variety of medical symptoms by a certain "Doctor Kwang". From the way she talks it seems she was actually taking cocaine.

 

"Naked Man Bookstore" - The Internet's Unsung Hero

You've seen the homeless man with the great radio voice, you know the story of Susan Boyle, but where are all the other unlikely superstars just waiting to surface?
  Well, here is a naked man in a bookstore, judging by the video's title. And he's a great pianist.